Friday, February 3, 2012

I want to go shopping!

As I said earlier, my collection was purged away. Both lingerie and toys. *sigh* Such is life and it happens... sadly. And it has happened to me a couple of times over the years, it may happen again, who knows?

The initial list contents
Everyone knows that one of the important aspects of shopping for anything (grocery shopping is a very good example), you should have a list. Without a proper list you may forget to buy what you wanted and buy stuff you didn't really need or even want in the first place.

I'll start the list-making process by thinking of what I want and need. There's no way I'll get all of that on one go, so this needs to be simple. Hmmm...
Well, lingerie is obviously the thing for me, so it goes on the list ;) Of course I'll need a toy or two to go with it, so there you go too! Cockrings are something I adore and enjoy, so I'll add it to the list as well as some lube.
  • Lingerie
  • Toys
  • Accessories
Iterating through the list
The only problem with this list is that "lingerie" is a somewhat broad concept, so I'll need to open it a bit, otherwise I'll have a warderobeful that I can't store anywhere. Hihi :) No matter how much I enjoy that idea, it's not feasible.
So far I've found corselets very sexy and comfy. I like them a lot more than plain (although cute) bras, for example. Most of the corselets I know have the garter straps included, but if they don't, a garter belt would be needed. Yesssss... Obviously the garter straps need to be attached to something, thigh-high socks preferably. I love those things, too. All of them, at the same time. It's just a wonderful combination: a corselet, garters and thigh socks. Mmmmmmm..
I had one of these sets before, it's wonderful
Hmmmh. Something's missing...

Oh yes! The g-string! I'm not such a fan of garter belts with an attached thong-part, I like them all as separate entities that build the complete setup. A nice g-string to go with the rest, that'll do <3 And the dominating color shall be red <3 Let's see what I've managed to write down so far, shall we?
  • Lingerie, red, size L (Eur)
    • A corselet
    • Garter belt if needed
    • G-String
    • Thigh-high socks

  • Toys
  • Accessories
While the list is not ready...
That's fine by me, most definitely fine. Next thing to be checked is the "toys" section. There are several things I'd like to have but I may have to take it easy... just like with my lingerie. What could be the bare essentials?

Wisened from my previous experiences, I don't think I'll dare to go for a dildo again :P It was almost the size of my own cock and damn if I could get anything in... This time I shall keep to a different, smaller, type of penetrators. But not as tiny as some of the things I had before. A not-minuscule buttplug could be a very, very interesting thing. I could keep it in while doing other things... Sounds good to me. Especially if it vibrates. With many programs.
Maybe...

This one has 10 programs but I've never found it in a shop myself...
One thing's certain: I love things that go bzZZzrrrrzzzZZZrzrzrzrzZZZ! in random ways instead of just one constant, even numbing BZZZZZZZZ. That preference of mine makes it a bit difficult sometimes, though. So I'll add two items on the list: a plug for wearing and vibrator for lust-buildup. Yeah, that works just nicely for me ;)
  • Lingerie, red, size L (Eur)
    • A corselet
    • Garter belt if needed
    • G-String
    • Thigh-high socks
  • Toys
    • Buttplug, medium-small
    • Buzzing multiprog vibrator
  • Accessories
Handle the next item
Accessories are easy peasy. I want, need and require a cockring! There's no way around it. One bored afternoon at work I was checking for online stores and noticed that the selections vary heavily. I've tried a few different types: those you tighten yourself, solid plastic rings, many different silicone rings and a weird sleeve. They don't work in my use too well, as I've said before.
If the thing goes around the shaft only, it's not as cool as something that goes around the balls as well. The usual solution seems to be a metallic thing, no thanks or similar. I like the silicone ones for some reason. Some of the ball-touching rings do some stretching as well and it didn't look comfy at all :S Maybe they are just what I'd enjoy but I don't know and I'm a bit reserved about such things.
But luckily I found a silicone double-ring somewhere and I want it! I need it! :D
The vibrator is completely unnecessary
What else? Lube, that's also needed, but that's simple and doesn't require heavy pondering :) Last time I had a fake mouth (a cheap fleshlight-like thing) for some good old-fashioned meat-hiding, now I'm not sure if  a new one is needed... I've had a couple of different types, none of them has been too special. Meh.
  • Lingerie, red, size L (Eur)
    • A corselet
    • Garter belt if needed
    • G-String
    • Thigh-high socks
  • Toys
    • Buttplug, medium-small
    • Buzzing multiprog vibrator
  • Accessories
    • Cock and balls ring
    • Lube
And it's done!
Yay, the list is done! Now I just need to find all this...